- I do not and will not ever fully understand the world. I will not ever try to fully understand the world, as I am only one man.
- I will try and present the news of the world for what I see it to be, which is usually twisted.
- I will try and enlighten audiences with humour and satire whilst remaining relevant to life.
- I will never deny myself of the truth of why I am doing something, always honest all the time.
- I will represent those I interview for documentary purposes in a light that I feel is fitting of the truth to myself. I will not be swayed to change by other powers.
- I will fail and I will fall, but more importantly, I will get back up.